Turtle Raine

    Occasional translation projects for Chinese BL danmei novels

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    • Not Dead, Just a Minor Illness Cover
      by Raine

      “Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy – The patient unconsciously fabricates illnesses in others to satisfy their desire to care for the sick.”

      *

      Everyone believed Shen Yu was a victim of Qi Fang’s power struggle. Only a few knew this marriage was orchestrated by the Second Young Master Qi after years of unrequited love – and two years into their marriage, he hadn’t even stepped foot in Shen Yu’s bedroom.

      Teased by his friends, the Second Young Master Qi felt no shame. Instead, he began to brag:

      “Simping? Nonexistent. Shen Yu’s been clinging to me these past two days. He not only helps me dress but also prepares loving lunches.”

      Qi Fang opened the lunchbox in front of everyone and solemnly held up the loving note Shen Yu had written for him. He glimpsed the elegant handwriting:

      [Qi Fang, 27 years old, middle-aged dementia, persistent episodes. If you notice any abnormalities in the patient, please call xxxxxx immediately. Thank you very much.]

      *

      Shen Yu had recently contracted a strange illness, always believing Qi Fang was sick.

      Flu, fractures, heart disease, middle-aged dementia… Hearing these nonexistent ailments, Qi Fang angrily slammed the table, collapsed on the spot, and immediately had an “episode.” He wouldn’t get up unless Shen Yu kissed him.

      By playing the role of a qualified patient, Qi Fang enjoyed various peculiar “attentive” care. His life was prosperous. It was just a matter of time before he could step into Shen Yu’s bedroom door.

      Until one day, Qi Fang discovered Shen Yu calmly logging into a mysterious website, earnestly asking on a medical website:

      [Married for two years without having sex, I suspect my partner has an incurable male problem. What should I do?]


      ◆ Slightly popular cold and slow shou x loyal wife-protecting silly gong

      ◆ The disease names aren’t fictitious, but most symptoms and treatments in the text are fabricated. Please don’t apply them to real life. This is a silly story with flawed logic, meant for light reading. *bows*

      Comedy • Drama • Fluff • Marriage • Modern Day • Short Story
    • The Little Lover Doesn’t Listen Cover
      by Raine

      Damn, my little lover transformed into a real boss, can’t shake him off now.

      Scheming Beauty (Top) X Upright Nouveau Riche (Bottom)


      Raine: Very very short cookie while I’m shopping around for my next project

      Comedy • Modern Day • Short Story
    • The Useless Mr. Zhuang Cover
      by Raine

      For thirty-four years, Zhuang Hanxue lived an unambitious life, indulging in pleasures and enjoying each day to the fullest.

      At his age, he embraced a modern trend: online dating with a male friend, leading to a real-life encounter. As a thirty-year-old bottom, Mr. Zhuang remained calm. Being the bottom suited him well—pleasurable and carefree. His partner, Qiu Zheyan, treated him exceptionally well. He was content being a homebody, lazing around all day, hehe =v=

      However, their blissful days were short-lived when his young wolf pup faced a business crisis.

      The unambitious Mr. Zhuang scratched his head, remembering the hundreds of millions in family assets awaiting his inheritance: “Wait here. I’ll go borrow some money for you. Is one hundred million enough?”

      Qiu Zheyan, who had always believed his older lover was poor and struggling: “???”

       

      *A caring, loyal young wolf top x an unambitious, lazy homebody bottom. Another cliché story of a perfect match. Don’t ask me to switch the bottom, sister. This is mainly from the bottom’s perspective.

      *Note: The top has an ex-boyfriend; the bottom has many ex-girlfriends. Xiao Qiu has always been a top, preferring older bottoms. The total length is just over 200,000 words. Please don’t fatten me up, thank you.

      Comedy • Modern Day • Short Story
    • I’m the Most A Omega Across the Stars Cover
      by Raine The most Alpha baby in the entire interstellar realm!
      ABO • Action • Campus • Comedy • Drama • Fluff • Interstellar • Mecha • Military • Mpreg
    • Don’t Fall In Love With Me [Entertainment Circle] Cover
      by Raine A charismatic actor with hidden depths × A star devoted solely to his craft
    • Between Misunderstandings Cover
      by Raine

      A pure top pretends to be a bottom for money. When exposed, he compromises with mutual topping. Two tops find a solution between themselves.

    • Super Adorable Cover
      by Raine [Crybaby Silly Little Useless Alpha (Gu Zeyu) vs. Imperial War Star Tsundere Hot-Tempered General Omega (Lu Yunian)]
      ABO • Action • Drama • Fantasy • Forced Marriage • Interstellar • Marriage • Military • Mpreg • Non-Human • Smut
    • After Being Possessed Cover
      by Raine

      When another soul replaces yours, will anyone still remember you?

      Enemies-to-lovers: Cold rival (gong) x Spoiled, innocent young master (shou)

       

      [Notes]

      1. A sweet and sour little story for your enjoyment;
      2. Chu Jin x Luo An
      Drama • Fantasy • Modern Day • Short Story
    • Iris Love Letter Cover
      by Raine

      I’ve loved him in secret for eight years.

      I know he doesn’t like men, so I never told him how I feel.

      Until one day, I discovered I was dying.

       


      I didn’t want to translate it because I hate bad endings but it was requested by a friend. So here it is. The chapters are too long, it will probably take a couple of days to translate.

      @Jan, here’s your stupid request. I hate you for making me read this. I hope you’re happy with your life.

      Drama • Modern Day • Short Story
    • Unrestrained Earth Cover
      by Raine

      Yang Qinyu is suddenly sent to the palace by his father, the Prime Minister, to tutor the young Emperor. Feeling inadequate and unambitious, he’s determined to uphold one principle:

      He absolutely won’t lead the young Emperor astray!

      However, the Emperor’s regent uncle is not only handsome but also has a great physique. Though his eyes look a bit fierce when gazing at Yang Qinyu, he thinks:

      It’s okay! He can still be saved!

      Oh, brave young man! Embark on the grand path of pursuing his husband!

      One day, Yang Qinyu suddenly remembers: What was he supposed to do in the palace again???

       

      Featuring:

      A righteous, talented, occasionally domineering Prince Regent

      ×

      A slightly infatuated, erudite, pampered, and adorable tutor

      Xiao Buhuan × Yang Qinyu

      The entanglement between the Prince Regent and the Imperial Tutor is beyond words~

      Guaranteed to be light-hearted! Guaranteed to be funny! Guaranteed to be sweet!

      Comedy • Historical • Short Story
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