
Mushroom Cultivation Guide
Raw Title: 养菌指南
Author: 厄西西西
Raw Link: https://www.gongzicp.com/novel-1244981.html
Chapters: 16
As a researcher, Jiang Songshi diligently cultivated fungi.
Divided into three sections, shaken on time, temperature precisely controlled…
Then, the fungi went bad.
In a fit of anger, Jiang Songshi went out to clear his mind and found a newly-formed wild mushroom.
The little mushroom swayed its head, foolishly grinning at him.
Considering mushrooms are also fungi, Jiang Songshi took the little mushroom home.
His experience in the laboratory told him that mushrooms could easily go bad.
So, the little mushroom’s clothes had to be the softest, its food the greenest, kept in the mouth for fear of melting, cradled in the palm for fear of dropping 1, Jiang Songshi raised the little mushroom with utmost care.
But…
The little mushroom didn’t seem to think so.
Hey! Why does that person dancing wildly across the bar look so familiar?
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Wild Mushroom: (Shaking a wine glass) Let’s dance and have fun!
Lab Mushroom: The culture dish temperature rose by 0.01 degrees, it’s dead.
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[Tips:]
- A short, sweet bedtime story;
- Diligent researcher gong X wild (but still very cute) little mushroom shou;
- Love is the greatest! Please don’t overanalyze the settings.
Footnotes
- 含在嘴里怕化了,捧在手心怕摔了 (Hán zài zuǐ lǐ pà huàle, pěng zài shǒuxīn pà shuāile) – This is a figurative saying that is often used to describe parents’ excessive doting on their children. The metaphor is that if you care about something very much, you will not feel at ease no matter where you put it, which means that you care about it very much.
- MCG Chapter 01 – The Silly Mushroom 928 Words
- MCG Chapter 02 – Stupid Human 964 Words
- MCG Chapter 03 – The Adorable Little Mushroom 739 Words
- MCG Chapter 04 – Simple Communication 725 Words
- MCG Chapter 05 – Listen Obediently 929 Words
- MCG Chapter 06 – Saying Goodnight 1,204 Words
- MCG Chapter 07 – Turn Around 922 Words
- MCG Chapter 08 – Let’s Toast 817 Words
- MCG Chapter 09 – Mr. Overlord 762 Words
- MCG Chapter 10 – Give a Reward 703 Words
- MCG Chapter 11 – Human, Be Good 510 Words
- MCG Chapter 12 – Don’t Like Mushroom 952 Words
- MCG Chapter 13 – Like Mushroom 658 Words
- MCG Chapter 14 – I’m Fine 921 Words
- MCG Chapter 15 – Stupid Lemon 887 Words
- MCG Chapter 16 – Are You Willing? 955 Words