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    Mushroom Cultivation Guide

    by Raine

    Raw Title: 养菌指南
    Author: 厄西西西
    Raw Link: https://www.gongzicp.com/novel-1244981.html
    Chapters: 16

    As a researcher, Jiang Songshi diligently cultivated fungi.

    Divided into three sections, shaken on time, temperature precisely controlled…

    Then, the fungi went bad.

    In a fit of anger, Jiang Songshi went out to clear his mind and found a newly-formed wild mushroom.

    The little mushroom swayed its head, foolishly grinning at him.

    Considering mushrooms are also fungi, Jiang Songshi took the little mushroom home.

    His experience in the laboratory told him that mushrooms could easily go bad.

    So, the little mushroom’s clothes had to be the softest, its food the greenest, kept in the mouth for fear of melting, cradled in the palm for fear of dropping 1, Jiang Songshi raised the little mushroom with utmost care.

    But…

    The little mushroom didn’t seem to think so.

    Hey! Why does that person dancing wildly across the bar look so familiar?

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    Wild Mushroom: (Shaking a wine glass) Let’s dance and have fun!

    Lab Mushroom: The culture dish temperature rose by 0.01 degrees, it’s dead.

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    [Tips:]

    1. A short, sweet bedtime story;
    2. Diligent researcher gong X wild (but still very cute) little mushroom shou;
    3. Love is the greatest! Please don’t overanalyze the settings.

     

    Footnotes

    1. 含在嘴里怕化了,捧在手心怕摔了 (Hán zài zuǐ lǐ pà huàle, pěng zài shǒuxīn pà shuāile) – This is a figurative saying that is often used to describe parents’ excessive doting on their children. The metaphor is that if you care about something very much, you will not feel at ease no matter where you put it, which means that you care about it very much.
    Copyright belongs to the original author and publisher. Translations by Turtle Raine.
    1. MCG Chapter 01 – The Silly Mushroom
      928 Words
    2. MCG Chapter 02 – Stupid Human
      964 Words
    3. MCG Chapter 03 – The Adorable Little Mushroom
      739 Words
    4. MCG Chapter 04 – Simple Communication
      725 Words
    5. MCG Chapter 05 – Listen Obediently
      929 Words
    6. MCG Chapter 06 – Saying Goodnight
      1,204 Words
    7. MCG Chapter 07 – Turn Around
      922 Words
    8. MCG Chapter 08 – Let’s Toast
      817 Words
    9. MCG Chapter 09 – Mr. Overlord
      762 Words
    10. MCG Chapter 10 – Give a Reward
      703 Words
    11. MCG Chapter 11 – Human, Be Good
      510 Words
    12. MCG Chapter 12 – Don’t Like Mushroom
      952 Words
    13. MCG Chapter 13 – Like Mushroom
      658 Words
    14. MCG Chapter 14 – I’m Fine
      921 Words
    15. MCG Chapter 15 – Stupid Lemon
      887 Words
    16. MCG Chapter 16 – Are You Willing?
      955 Words
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