Turtle Raine

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    The Cute Roommate’s Secret

    by Raine

    Raw Title: 那个可爱室友背地里居然!
    Author: 小蒹葭/Xiao Jianjia
    Raw Link: https://www.jjwxc.net/onebook.php?novelid=9019893
    Chapters: 60 chapters (53+7 extras)

    Raine: New pit hehe, this is my first time translating campus literature. Although the main story is completed, the novel is not yet tagged as completed on JJWXC so there may be more extras. And no, I have not forgotten NDJAMI lol, I have no intentions of dropping that. I’m just to anxious to start this one. Since I am already reading it, might as well translate it to share with you.


    Ning Guiqu transmigrated into a novel, becoming a minor villain with the same name as his real-world self. Fortunately, his character hadn’t appeared in the story yet, as his plot arc wasn’t due to begin for another four years.

    Life after transmigration was full of frustrations, so Ning Guiqu created an alternate account to serve as his personal venting space. Whenever he needed to rant, he would message this account. After venting, he would feel much better. This became Ning Guiqu’s way of relieving stress in his new world.

    **

    When his dormmates invited him to play games, Lu Yuan logged into his WeChat account, which he hadn’t used since graduating high school.

    To his surprise, he found 99+ unread messages.

    The sender was… his gentle and attractive roommate, Ning Guiqu.

    Puzzled, Lu Yuan opened the chat:

    [Damn it! Who bumped into my suitcase? Can’t you watch where you’re going?]

    [Having to wake up early for college sucks. Can someone please blow up the school?]

    [Idiot Shi Wen, can you please stop asking me to play games? Don’t you realize how terrible you are?]

    [So what if I’m good-looking? I’m still just an ordinary guy. I don’t want to attend those stupid mixers! Can’t you leave me alone?]

    Lu Yuan froze upon reading the messages.

    Beside him, Ning Guiqu asked softly, “Lu Yuan, are you joining us?”

    Lu Yuan replied, “In a moment.”

    His WeChat pinged again with a message from Ning Guiqu: [Stupid Lu Yuan, hurry up and get online. Think you can keep us waiting just because you’re handsome?]

    Lu Yuan: “…”

    Well, well. His roommate had quite the hidden side.

    Later

    Ning Guiqu noticed two identical avatars in his WeChat contacts. Feeling uneasy, he tried logging into his alternate account, only to find it completely empty.

    Shocked, Ning Guiqu realized with horror: who had he been sending his rants to?

    He logged back into his main WeChat account and tentatively sent a message: [Is this account still in use?]

    To his dismay, he received a reply!

    [Yes.]

    Ning Guiqu’s vision darkened. He tried to reassure himself that it was fine, totally fine. The person probably didn’t even know him, so it wasn’t embarrassing at all!

    A moment later, his phone chimed again.

    [Ning Guiqu, you’ve finally realized I’m not your alt account?]

    Ning Guiqu felt like dying. It was someone who knew him!

    One-line summary: I mistook my aloof roommate’s account for my alternate one!

    Theme: Even if you die from embarrassment, you must keep on living.

    Copyright belongs to the original author and publisher. Translations by Turtle Raine.
    1. CRS Chapter 01 – Stupid Trumpet
      2,344 Words
    2. CRS Chapter 02 – 99+
      2,715 Words
    3. CRS Chapter 03 – Fan to Anti
      2,366 Words
    4. CRS Chapter 04 – Damn, He’s So Aloof Again
      2,372 Words
    5. CRS Chapter 05 – Think I’m stupid, huh! I’m the genius Xiao Qu!
      2,393 Words
    6. CRS Chapter 06 – A Dirty Mind
      3,275 Words
    7. CRS Chapter 07 – Surveillance
      1,984 Words
    8. CRS Chapter 08 – Genius Xiao Qiu is the exception!
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    9. CRS Chapter 09 – Lu Yuan Can Only Be Mine!
      2,083 Words
    10. CRS Chapter 10 – A Pursuer Appears
      1,833 Words
    11. CRS Chapter 11 – Your Ox, Your Horse
      1,981 Words
    12. CRS Chapter 12 – It’s Okay for Boys to Sleep Together
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    13. CRS Chapter 13 – Sleeping Together
      1,670 Words
    14. CRS Chapter 14 – The Annoying Koala
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    15. CRS Chapter 15 – Licking Dog Xiao Qu
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    16. CRS Chapter 16 – Gays Are Fickle
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    17. CRS Chapter 17 – Fickle Snail
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    18. CRS Chapter 18 – Genius Xiao Qu, Soft-Hearted
      1,843 Words
    19. CRS Chapter 19 – Love Brain
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    20. CRS Chapter 20 – I Am Your Dog
      1,551 Words
    21. CRS Chapter 21 – The Pitiful Troublemaker
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    22. CRS Chapter 22 – Carrying To Class
      2,095 Words
    23. CRS Chapter 23.1 – Gays Are So Fickle After All!
      2,182 Words
    24. CRS Chapter 23.2 – Gays Are So Fickle After All!
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    25. CRS Chapter 24.1 – Throw Away the Love Brain
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    26. CRS Chapter 24.2 – Throw Away the Love Brain
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    27. CRS Chapter 25 – What Exactly Do You Mean?
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    28. CRS Chapter 26 – His Identity Was Not Simple!
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    29. CRS Chapter 27 – The Ravaged Rabbit
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    30. CRS Chapter 28 – Hey~
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    31. CRS Chapter 29 – It’s the Loser Ning Guiqu!
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    32. CRS Chapter 30 – He Won’t Be a Spare Tire
      2,897 Words
    33. CRS Chapter 31.1 – “Your lips look very kissable. I want to kiss you.”
      2,082 Words
    34. CRS Chapter 31.2 – “Your lips look very kissable. I want to kiss you.”
      2,046 Words
    35. CRS Chapter 32 – I Don’t!
      2,940 Words
    36. CRS Chapter 33 – Like
      3,506 Words
    37. CRS Chapter 34 – Can You Accept Being Life Partners with Me?
      2,373 Words
    38. CRS Chapter 35 – “Then… you’re extremely cute.”
      2,240 Words
    39. CRS Chapter 36 – “Mm. He was madly in love. Genius Xiao Qu isn’t.”
      2,514 Words
    40. CRS Chapter 37 – The Phone Thief
      3,562 Words
    41. CRS Chapter 38 – Catering to Someone’s Interests
      2,703 Words
    42. CRS Chapter 39 – Lustful Xiao Qu
      2,720 Words
    43. CRS Chapter 40.1 – Hello, is this account in use?
      2,050 Words
    44. CRS Chapter 40.2 – Hello, is this account in use?
      2,852 Words
    45. CRS Chapter 41 – The Trash Bin is Lu Yuan
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    46. CRS Chapter 42 – Dating
      3,161 Words
    47. CRS Chapter 43 – “I Feel Like You Need to See a Doctor More Than I Do.”
      2,816 Words
    48. CRS Chapter 44 – Are Villains Destined to Never Find Happiness?
      2,742 Words
    49. CRS Chapter 45 – Finally Touching!
      2,478 Words
    50. CRS Chapter 46 – Xiao Qu’s Revenge Plan
      3,340 Words
    51. CRS Chapter 47 – “Go to the fountain and kiss me.”
      2,603 Words
    52. CRS Chapter 48 – Recovering Memories
      2,851 Words
    53. CRS Chapter 49 – Xiao Qu’s Revenge Plan 2.0 Upgraded Version
      1,938 Words
    54. CRS Chapter 50 – Intensifying the Revenge Plan
      2,051 Words
    55. CRS Chapter 51 – Discovering the Evil Xiao Qu
      2,331 Words
    56. CRS Chapter 52 – You can explain it to me slowly later.
      2,089 Words
    57. CRS Chapter 53 – Penguin Slave (END)
      2,762 Words
    58. CRS Extra 1: He absolutely wouldn’t become a clingy, jealous Ning Guiqu!
      2,085 Words
    59. CRS Extra 2: That’s immoral, we can’t!
      2,266 Words
    60. CRS Chapter 56.1 – Lu Yuan Enters the Original Storyline
      2,095 Words
    61. CRS Chapter 56.2 – Lu Yuan Enters the Original Storyline
      2,305 Words
    62. CRS Chapter 57 – Xiao Qu Meets Lu Yuan from the Original Storyline
      2,818 Words
    63. CRS Chapter 58 – Marriage First, Love Later 01
      1,847 Words
    64. CRS Chapter 59 – Marriage First, Love Later 02
      1,924 Words
    65. CRS Chapter 60 – Marriage First, Love Later 03 (End)
      1,612 Words

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