Completed Stories

Silly and naive Gong and a slightly delicate Shou with sharp wit.

Qiao Yuan found himself waking up in an ancient world as a young man who had just gotten married and attempted suicide. He had plans to escape this place as soon as possible.

However, the husband he acquired turned out to be quite good. He was good-looking and obedient. He took care of Qiao Yuan by buying him ointments, clothes, and giving him corrective treatment. Gradually, Qiao Yuan started to feel that staying in this world might be possible.

However, he knew that he needed to improve his living conditions. Therefore, Qiao Yuan started to sell goods on a stall and began his journey towards becoming rich and successful.

After completing his military service, Yu Dameng listened to his mother’s advice and married the little ger of the Qiao family to repay the debt of gratitude for saving his life years ago.

However, on their wedding night, before he could even say a word to his new husband, the latter had already hanged himself! Yu Dameng felt extremely disheartened, his husband doesn’t want to live with him anymore.

To his surprise, the young man who woke up the next day seemed to have changed completely. He wanted to be cuddled and spoiled when he was happy, and he pouts and needs to be coaxed when angry. The clumsy and tongue-tied Yu Dameng scratched his ear and cheek, feeling a bit helpless.

“Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy – The patient unconsciously fabricates illnesses in others to satisfy their desire to care for the sick.”

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Everyone believed Shen Yu was a victim of Qi Fang’s power struggle. Only a few knew this marriage was orchestrated by the Second Young Master Qi after years of unrequited love – and two years into their marriage, he hadn’t even stepped foot in Shen Yu’s bedroom.

Teased by his friends, the Second Young Master Qi felt no shame. Instead, he began to brag:

“Simping? Nonexistent. Shen Yu’s been clinging to me these past two days. He not only helps me dress but also prepares loving lunches.”

Qi Fang opened the lunchbox in front of everyone and solemnly held up the loving note Shen Yu had written for him. He glimpsed the elegant handwriting:

[Qi Fang, 27 years old, middle-aged dementia, persistent episodes. If you notice any abnormalities in the patient, please call xxxxxx immediately. Thank you very much.]

*

Shen Yu had recently contracted a strange illness, always believing Qi Fang was sick.

Flu, fractures, heart disease, middle-aged dementia… Hearing these nonexistent ailments, Qi Fang angrily slammed the table, collapsed on the spot, and immediately had an “episode.” He wouldn’t get up unless Shen Yu kissed him.

By playing the role of a qualified patient, Qi Fang enjoyed various peculiar “attentive” care. His life was prosperous. It was just a matter of time before he could step into Shen Yu’s bedroom door.

Until one day, Qi Fang discovered Shen Yu calmly logging into a mysterious website, earnestly asking on a medical website:

[Married for two years without having sex, I suspect my partner has an incurable male problem. What should I do?]

◆ Slightly popular cold and slow shou x loyal wife-protecting silly gong

◆ The disease names aren’t fictitious, but most symptoms and treatments in the text are fabricated. Please don’t apply them to real life. This is a silly story with flawed logic, meant for light reading. *bows*