Turtle Raine

    Occasional translation projects for Chinese BL danmei novels

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    • Suitability Cover
      by Raine

      What archenemy, he’s my wife.

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      I thought of you as my archenemy, but you treated me as your wife.

      A story about a man who thinks his wife is pregnant with someone else’s child, secretly feeling jealous, yet reluctant to let his wife suffer.

      Straightforward Gong × Young Master Shou

       

      TLN: This was requested by LAlmond on Discord.

      ABO • Fluff • Mpreg • Short Story
    • Spring Flood Cover
      by Raine

      A secret crush becomes reality, the little limping boy catches a falling star.

      Yang Xun never dared to imagine his future, because he did not dare to have any expectations.

      He never dreamed that one day, Lian Zhouxing would stand before him and say those words: “I love you.”

       

      Like a salty lemon soda with two preserved plums


      Raine: There’s a lot of complaints about the sex scene, and I am one of them lol. This is from Feiwen so there shouldn’t be any censorship but the author decided to be a poet hahaha.

      ABO • Campus • Short Story
    • Not Dead, Just a Minor Illness Cover
      by Raine

      “Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy – The patient unconsciously fabricates illnesses in others to satisfy their desire to care for the sick.”

      *

      Everyone believed Shen Yu was a victim of Qi Fang’s power struggle. Only a few knew this marriage was orchestrated by the Second Young Master Qi after years of unrequited love – and two years into their marriage, he hadn’t even stepped foot in Shen Yu’s bedroom.

      Teased by his friends, the Second Young Master Qi felt no shame. Instead, he began to brag:

      “Simping? Nonexistent. Shen Yu’s been clinging to me these past two days. He not only helps me dress but also prepares loving lunches.”

      Qi Fang opened the lunchbox in front of everyone and solemnly held up the loving note Shen Yu had written for him. He glimpsed the elegant handwriting:

      [Qi Fang, 27 years old, middle-aged dementia, persistent episodes. If you notice any abnormalities in the patient, please call xxxxxx immediately. Thank you very much.]

      *

      Shen Yu had recently contracted a strange illness, always believing Qi Fang was sick.

      Flu, fractures, heart disease, middle-aged dementia… Hearing these nonexistent ailments, Qi Fang angrily slammed the table, collapsed on the spot, and immediately had an “episode.” He wouldn’t get up unless Shen Yu kissed him.

      By playing the role of a qualified patient, Qi Fang enjoyed various peculiar “attentive” care. His life was prosperous. It was just a matter of time before he could step into Shen Yu’s bedroom door.

      Until one day, Qi Fang discovered Shen Yu calmly logging into a mysterious website, earnestly asking on a medical website:

      [Married for two years without having sex, I suspect my partner has an incurable male problem. What should I do?]


      ◆ Slightly popular cold and slow shou x loyal wife-protecting silly gong

      ◆ The disease names aren’t fictitious, but most symptoms and treatments in the text are fabricated. Please don’t apply them to real life. This is a silly story with flawed logic, meant for light reading. *bows*

      Comedy • Drama • Fluff • Marriage • Modern Day • Short Story
    • My Roommate Smells So Good! Cover
      by Raine Oh no! Turns out I’m a perverted fox!
      Campus • Comedy • Fantasy • Modern Day • Non-Human • Short Story
    • Must Spend the Villain’s Money Before He Goes Bankrupt Cover
      by Raine

      [Warning: Mindless sweet and happy storyline, don’t question the logic, just enjoy.]

      Ye Zhou transmigrated into a book and became the villain’s little lover.

      He felt complicated emotions, a mix of sorrow and joy.

      He was sad because the ending for both him and the villain boss was miserable.

      However, he was happy because he arrived before the villain went bankrupt, meaning…

      Ye Zhou: Holy shit, haha, so much money, this is totally worth it!

      Our motto is:

      We must spend all of the villain’s money before he goes bankrupt!!

      Come on, let’s splurge; after all, there’s plenty of cash to burn~~!

      A cool-minded career-driven shou x super-reliable villainous tycoon gong

      One-sentence Summary: Must spend all the villain’s money before he goes bankrupt!

    • Mushroom Cultivation Guide Cover
      by Raine

      As a researcher, Jiang Songshi diligently cultivated fungi.

      Divided into three sections, shaken on time, temperature precisely controlled…

      Then, the fungi went bad.

      In a fit of anger, Jiang Songshi went out to clear his mind and found a newly-formed wild mushroom.

      The little mushroom swayed its head, foolishly grinning at him.

      Considering mushrooms are also fungi, Jiang Songshi took the little mushroom home.

      His experience in the laboratory told him that mushrooms could easily go bad.

      So, the little mushroom’s clothes had to be the softest, its food the greenest, kept in the mouth for fear of melting, cradled in the palm for fear of dropping1含在嘴里怕化了,捧在手心怕摔了 (Hán zài zuǐ lǐ pà huàle, pěng zài shǒuxīn pà shuāile) – This is a figurative saying that is often used to describe parents’ excessive doting on their children. The metaphor is that if you care about something very much, you will not feel at ease no matter where you put it, which means that you care about it very much., Jiang Songshi raised the little mushroom with utmost care.

      But…

      The little mushroom didn’t seem to think so.

      Hey! Why does that person dancing wildly across the bar look so familiar?

      —-

      Wild Mushroom: (Shaking a wine glass) Let’s dance and have fun!

      Lab Mushroom: The culture dish temperature rose by 0.01 degrees, it’s dead.

      —-

      [Tips:]

      1. A short, sweet bedtime story;
      2. Diligent researcher gong X wild (but still very cute) little mushroom shou;
      3. Love is the greatest! Please don’t overanalyze the settings.

       

      Comedy • Fantasy • Fluff • Modern Day • Non-Human • Short Story
    • Law of Inertia Cover
      by Raine

      Your ex-boyfriend is a bit of an eyesore.

      Rong Ke’s top celebrity boyfriend made a public announcement about his relationship with someone else.

      As he was about to reject the man handing him a business card, he learned of this news.

      He crushed his cigarette and glanced at the card—it was from the top fashion magazine in the industry.

      Rong Ke took the card, his tone lazy and casual: “How do you want to shoot?”

      Yan Zhi had always thought Rong Ke was a conservative person, but on the day of the shoot, Rong Ke was much bolder than he had imagined.

      He attributed this to Rong Ke’s professionalism as an actor, until he accidentally witnessed Rong Ke’s breakup with his boyfriend. Only then did he realize Rong Ke’s behavior was out of the ordinary.

      Seeing Rong Ke being scolded yet too lazy to refute, Yan Zhi “kindly” stepped in to support him, “You were amazing last night.”

      —Referring to the shoot.

      The boyfriend gaped at the two of them, and Rong Ke knew Yan Zhi had nothing better to do and couldn’t be bothered to clarify, “It’s because you guided me well.”

      Having lived a mediocre life, Rong Ke never expected he would one day become a hot trending topic, even overshadowing the promotion of his ex-boyfriend’s new drama.

      Everyone was curious: Who is this person, and why is Yan Zhi praising him so much?

      Yan Zhi × Rong Ke

      Prince Syndrome × Lazy Indifference

      *The Gong is gorgeous and domineering, a fashion industry prince who does as he pleases.

      *The Shou is handsome and indifferent, an out-of-date actor who treats filming as just a job.

    • Iris Love Letter Cover
      by Raine

      I’ve loved him in secret for eight years.

      I know he doesn’t like men, so I never told him how I feel.

      Until one day, I discovered I was dying.

       


      I didn’t want to translate it because I hate bad endings but it was requested by a friend. So here it is. The chapters are too long, it will probably take a couple of days to translate.

      @Jan, here’s your stupid request. I hate you for making me read this. I hope you’re happy with your life.

      Drama • Modern Day • Short Story
    • I’m the Most A Omega Across the Stars Cover
      by Raine The most Alpha baby in the entire interstellar realm!
      ABO • Action • Campus • Comedy • Drama • Fluff • Interstellar • Mecha • Military • Mpreg
    • I Thought You Were My Boyfriend, But You Treated Me As Your Victim Cover
      by Raine

      Gong’s POV:

      When Gu Yunjue first laid eyes on Shen Qingyan, a junior, during his freshman orientation, he was completely stunned by his beauty. It was the first time he had ever felt attracted to someone, and that someone happened to be a man.

      Determined to win Shen Qingyan over, he resorted to aggressive pursuit, threatening him with expulsion and withholding his degree. However, as days passed, seeing Shen Qingyan’s quiet endurance made Gu Yunjue waver. Perhaps… he had done something wrong…

      In the end, Gu Yunjue left Shen Qingyan a large sum of money and fled abroad to study.

      Two years later, when he returned home, Shen Qingyan threw himself into his arms and complained, “So you finally remembered to come back. Did you forget about your boyfriend?”

      Gu Yunjue: “?”

       

      Shou’s POV:

      Shen Qingyan was pursued by a tall, handsome underclassman. His heart fluttered, and every day felt like being soaked in honey.

      But he discovered with some distress that his junior seemed to prefer seeing him in being forced. However, it didn’t really bother him. In fact, he found it more thrilling that way.

      After dating for one semester, his junior suddenly went abroad to study, leaving him a large sum of money. It must have been meant to ensure he kept himself “pure” during his absence…

      Campus • Modern Day • Short Story
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